kissatoe

i actually don't kiss toes

  • Messages: 1
  • Me: OMG A MESSAGE!
  • Message: hi, this is random but I'm an aspiring singer/actor/dancer/doctor/astronaut/pianist/chef/FBI agent and it would mean the world to me if you would check out my site
  • Me: *delete*

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via joshpeck)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via omgwhatsrsly)

  • friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
  • me: oh god
  • me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via oknope)

Anonymous asked: Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this